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Dr. Ha
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 |  | Yo mammas so fat, that when she went swimming in the ocean, the whales started singin " we are family, duh duh duh, even though ur fatter than me " |
So old...
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Sgt. Pepper
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yo momma smells so bad... she smells like fat joes tour bus seat!
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eatatjoes145
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yo momma is so dumb she failed a survey
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Inflame
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Yo mommas so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
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Inflame
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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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[trs] Mikey_Wilson
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yo mama's pussy is so hairy, that when ur brother was born, he died of rug burn!!
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[trs] Mikey_Wilson
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your mamma's so fat, that when she jumps in the ocean, the whales start singing "We are family! buh duh, buh, even though ur BIGGER THAN ME!!
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[trs] Mikey_Wilson
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your mama's so fat, that she plays pool with the planets
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[trs] Mikey_Wilson
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i asked ur mom what was for lunch, and she opened her legs and said tuna suprise!!!!!!!!!!!
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stanger66
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youre momma is so fat that she sat of a quarter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose
youre momma is so ugly she went to a beauty salon and took 3 hours for a estimate
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3 Bean Burrito
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yo mothers so fat...that when she jumps for joy ... she got stuck!
thank you russell peters
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Regulator
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your mom is so fat when she tried the Atkins diet she couldn't make it through the induction phase because her cravings for sweet and complex carbohydrates proved too powerful to overcome.
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HarveyKnox
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kenshin
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| | i asked ur mom what was for lunch, and she opened her legs and said tuna suprise!!!!!!!!!!! |
THAT IS SO NASTY...fuck aye...
STANK ON HANG LOW !!!!
eww!!! 
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eatatjoes145
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your momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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